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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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Mads Mikkelsen for Vanity Fair Italia

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it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

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Opalized Wood. Super Bright pinfire colors running through natural ironstone. 120 Million Years old Wood.

49.17 Grams

I will forever be thankful for geology and my precious teacher who passed on to me a huge adoration for petrified wood


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i draw a lot of mental and physical strength from my excellent eyebrows.

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They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.

strongvisceralconnection said: Can it wait until September? :P I’m in the States until then!

I’ve got all the time in the world!! :)

Anonymous asked: Hiya! Looking to start pole fitness soon - any tips? I'm in Liverpool if you know of any good places!

Hey that’s brilliant! :)

Tips wise i’d just say, don’t be scared! Just really give it a go and you’ll be hooked. Make sure you warm up and cool down because you’ll ache quite a bit when you first start. Also your instructor knows best, so never push yourself too far. But enjoy yourself! You’ll have such a good time!

Brass Monkeys Pole Studio is in Liverpool and they’re pretty good from what i’ve heard :)

creativeburns said: You know it!

sophiieepandaa said: It truly is the best.

I’ll be there soon!

creativeburns said: It’s the best place.

It seems it. So many sexy people to spend my time with. 

sophiieepandaa said: I will when you come to Manchester!

Yay! So many people in Manchester to see. I want all the dates!